When the going gets tough, the tough get curvy, sexy, chill!

So I’d spoken about the 3 fat workplace bullies.  Since the unglams gleefully goad the obese western bully to press us slender women down, it only makes us more rebellious.  We take greater delight in pissing them off by remaining happy and confident AND by being sexier than ever! πŸ˜›

The more they try to come up with ways to beat our spirits, the more we vex them by shopping up a storm and donning our prettiest outfits at work!  The unglams hunger for men’s attention – ANY man’s attention – but most of all, from good-looking men.  So when they notice the men’s eyes wandering in our direction, it makes them so darned mad! πŸ˜›

Indirectly, the unglams help me a lot as well.  People find their own coping mechanisms for dealing with stress; some comfort eat, some indulge in alcohol.  I prefer some good old retail therapy and, also, exercise.  Power walking a storm and sweating it out releases those feel-good endorphins which prevent depression.

And the result???


The unglams help to keep me in better shape than ever! πŸ˜›  Instead of becoming as miserable and spiteful as them, I’m determined to remain as cheerful and upbeat as possible during my tenure with the company.  Why let people who aren’t worth it get me down?

After all, if they’re always thinking malicious thoughts, they’re the ones who’ll end up more and more hideous as their time is wasted on vindictive, wicked scheming instead of wholesome activities.  They’ll also unconsciously radiate negative energy which only serves to make them even more unpleasant.

I’m sure, if they could, they’d make us wear shapeless potato sacks to work.  But image conscious multinationals, thankfully, most likely wouldn’t allow that! πŸ˜›

Wishing you fun,



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