6 things American men must do to make themselves more alpha

Since Roosh has been so gracious as to point out ways American women can make themselves more attractive, I suppose somebody needs to return the favour.  Isn’t it better than getting all huffy puffy and upset over the constructive criticisms he’s offered?  What is good for the gander is good for the goose! *winks*

So…………………..

Without further ado………………………..

#1  Shave

It’s very distracting to look at your face and want to kick-start the lawnmower.

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#2  Comb your hair

In case you haven’t noticed, you’re a human being, not a tree.  You shouldn’t magically grow a bird’s nest on top of your head.

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#3  Trim your eyebrows

If you have what could pass off as caterpillars for your eyebrows, one has to wonder whether cockroaches and other creepy crawlies are going to climb out of your straggly beard.

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#4  Tame those sideburns

Your facial fur is enveloping your face, making it look far too small, pointy and effeminate.

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#5  Develop an alpha gaze

Alpha males are so confident that they stare straight ahead at the cameras and their gaze is steady.  They don’t have blank eyes that scream, “I’ve just been raped!”

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#6  Look like you bathe everyday

Unless you’re growing that beard to somehow stop your body odour from reaching your nostrils.

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I can’t stop laughing at the new age ‘alpha male’ 😛  Googling his images to add to my entries is fun and a good way to pass the time.  It’s killing 2 birds with 1 stone – I get to jazz up my post AND derive a pretty good laugh all at once! 😛

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And Roosh, try not to get your fee fees too hurt.  If you’re as alpha as you claim, then it doesn’t hurt to take this as constructive criticism and make an effort to improve yourself.  Take your own advice and scrub up a little.  Nobody wants to see THIS:

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Wishing you fun,

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