I would like to introduce you to the cheapest and most effective torture device in the world 😛 When your spouse/partner/boyfriend or girlfriend is totally unreasonable, it’s a very good way to get back at them AND they can’t be mad at you 😛 Well, they CAN, but unless they’re nut cases, chances are, they’ll laugh and play with you 😛 And you can have the satisfaction of tormenting them ahahahahahahahaha 😛
So here’s what you do 😛
All you need is a square of toilet paper. Peel off 1 layer and twist a corner till it’s really sharp. Then when your unreasonable spouse is fast asleep, position yourself so that you can avoid their flailing arms and reflex actions 😛 Ready? Right. Stick your torture device into his or her nostril 😛
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😛 Sometimes they wake up right away. Sometimes, when in a deep sleep, they start scratching their noses, slowly woken up by the itch 😛
So what do you do after you’ve tormented your partner and are scared of their potential wrath?
I’ll tell you what you do:
Wishing you fun,