The cheapest and most effective torture device in the world

I would like to introduce you to the cheapest and most effective torture device in the world 😛  When your spouse/partner/boyfriend or girlfriend is totally unreasonable, it’s a very good way to get back at them AND they can’t be mad at you 😛  Well, they CAN, but unless they’re nut cases, chances are, they’ll laugh and play with you 😛  And you can have the satisfaction of tormenting them ahahahahahahahaha 😛

So here’s what you do 😛

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All you need is a square of toilet paper.  Peel off 1 layer and twist a corner till it’s really sharp.  Then when your unreasonable spouse is fast asleep, position yourself so that you can avoid their flailing arms and reflex actions 😛  Ready?  Right.  Stick your torture device into his or her nostril 😛

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA 😛  Sometimes they wake up right away.  Sometimes, when in a deep sleep, they start scratching their noses, slowly woken up by the itch 😛

So what do you do after you’ve tormented your partner and are scared of their potential wrath?

I’ll tell you what you do:

RUN 😛

Wishing you fun,

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